This damn cat Hallie, she's been watching a lot of news lately. Mostly she's been tuned into politics, and because Virginia hasn't voted in the Republican primary yet, Hallie is talking left and right (mostly right) about which candidate she wants to support for president.
So far she's narrowed it down to Meowt Gingrich, Kitten Romney, Ron Paw and Furman Cain.
Hallie likes Meowt's open-pet-ownership policy, but she's not crazy about his cats-on-the-moon plan. Hallie says she's a confurvative voter, and that's why she's skeptical of Kitten, and his universal cat-nip program in Massachusetts. And the only reason she likes Paw and Furman is because she thinks that if they were president that she would have a shot at being the secretary of the Department of Health and Hairball Services.
I bet the only reason Hallie doesn't like Rick Santorum is because his name doesn't have any cat connotations... That, and his stance on Gay Meow-age.
ReplyDeleteI laughed out loud at this.
ReplyDeleteAll cats dream of going to the moon, which is why Meowt Gingrich is going to win!
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