This damn cat Hallie, she's got some competition.
After spending the weekend on her new shelf, Hallie has regained the confidence once sapped from her by her boring days the way my dinner is sapped from me by Hallie's gross mouth. The story about the shelf, by the way, is that Hallie is too stupid to know what not to climb on, so Nick took a piece of wood from my desk and nailed it two feet above our mantel so that Hallie would climb up on it instead of walking around behind the TV and stepping on shit.
Anyway. Hallie read today that there's a cat running for Senate. That cat is named Hank. And that damn cat Hank has been challenged to a debate.
To be clear, Hallie isn't running for Senate. Hallie isn't running for anything except for her life when I'm chasing her down the stairs with a cup of hot water. I think she's just grown tired of cracking snide comments about the hit NBC documentary drama "Whitney."
Even though she isn't running for office, she does have a campaign slogan: "We Are the 2 Percent." Get it, like the milk?
The blog, while fun, continues to be riddled with inaccuracies...
ReplyDelete1) Hallie did not spend "the weekend" on the new shelf, but rather only Sunday evening.
2) The shelf was not "nailed" to the wall. It was screwed in.
3) Hallie doesn't drink milk. She should change her slogan.
Why isn't Hallie running for anything again? Have we gotten a statement from her people?
Hallie's a little like Sarah Palin, isn't she? All hatin' on journalists and denying she's running, when she's doing everything possible to make it look like she's running.
ReplyDeleteAlso, this blog needs more pictures. Potentially video. Don't you know nothing gets more hits than cat vids?