The Critics Say: Read This Blog, Hate This Cat

This damn cat Hallie, she's been up to no good for two and a half months. And in recognition of our two-and-a-half-month anniversary, I'd like to officially unveil several prominent, real-life endorsements of This Damn Cat.

These endorsements have not been solicited in any way. They were purely spontaneous:

"After the latest entry, AOTA sees it fit to endorse this blog as well as Furman Cain's presidential bid." -- Andrew Waite, American Occupational Therapy Association, Frisbee Golf Semi-Pro

"We like the pictures." -- Nick Cammarota, Prince George's Gazette, Cat and Hat Owner

“This is the must-read blog for all things annoying and Hallie!” --- Stephanie Halligan, Financial Panther, Anonymous Commenter

“This blog helps the people of interested web-surfing communities in meeting their need for philosophical felines, helps promote a better understanding of Americans on the part of Hallie, and helps promote a better understanding of Hallie on the part of Americans.” -- Emily Varanay, Peace Corps Volunteer, Portuguese Learner

“I am a big fan of ‘Kill Hallie.’ There's nothing more exciting than news of a new blog post, which is always a guaranteed laugh. Short and to the point, Matt shares a look at life with this lazy, conniving furball. Everyone will surely enjoy tales of Hallie's entitled sass, failed attempts to escape, and evil plots to take out her owner's roommates. Or at least check it out for the hilarious photos.” -- Kathleen Newbould, Crohn's & Colitis Foundation of America, Owner of a Better Pet

“GSA cannot show to be in support of, or supporting the demise of, any household pets, insects or entities (see article 10.3.5.7.123456789 of the Constitution).” -- Jon Rubin, General Services Administration, Monster Truck Historian