This damn cat Hallie, welcome back you damn cat.
A lot of you have been asking why the blog hasn't been updated lately. Really, a lot of you have. Thank you. I enjoyed being asked this. Thank you.
The answer is one of the following choices:
1. Hallie fell asleep on Christmas and didn't wake up until last night.
2. Hallie fell asleep on Christmas, woke up the next day in a cage at the vet and went into a sadness-induced coma.
3. Hallie has been throwing up so much that I've been boycotting (boycatting?) the notion of giving her any attention.
4. Hallie isn't really all that interesting when you think about it.
5. Hallie is actually very interesting, so interesting that it's impossible to stay focused while writing about her because she's so interesting.
6. Hahaha yeah right.
7. Hallie joined an alternative rock band in Takoma Park and hasn't been seen since New Year's Eve, when the Aristo-Cats had their first show.
8. All of the above.
9. We finally ate her.
Anyway, a new year means new change, except in Hallie's case. She'll be doing the same stupid stuff she's been doing for however long she's been alive, because she has no aspirations or life goals. If she were a character in The Sims, her bar would be dark red, and she would spend all day breaking the dishwasher and ordering pizza with the money we don't have because Hallie spent it all on a pink electric guitar that she can't even play. I've seen her try to play my guitar. She sounds like The White Stripes. That was before she joined the Aristo-Cats, though.
I should also mention that we will finally be giving Hallie the Cat Mitzvah she doesn't deserve at some point in February. My roommates don't know about this yet so don't say anything.
